Enter Alcibiades, drunk.
(i.e. The beginning of most stories involving Alcibiades)
#ugh i threw dirt at this guy but he didn’t go away and he was STILL hot in the morning (via @needsmoreresearch)
In response to your tags: It’s from a rhetorical practice speech by 6th century CE writer Libanius! I think the header in my copy was “Timon loves Alcibiades.” The whole thing is HILARIOUS, or at least the parts I had time to skim.