while you were partying i was stomping on oranges
while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines
While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy
and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
I’m honestly terrified of this post??
i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again
@missvoltairine I feel like you need to see this but I can’t explain why