Sam: This is the best front page for a so-called academic report that I’ve ever seen.
Coworker: I don’t know if you can hear me laughing at my desk, but yes: “lol”
Sam: Scroll down, don’t miss the wolf in sheep’s clothing
Coworker: Oh my God I just saw that. Stop looking at me like that, wolf!
Sam: SEDUCTIVE WOLF WANTS YOUR PRIVATE INDUSTRY INVESTMENTS
Sam: I don’t think I can cite this in my analysis paper.