thelioninmybed:

unionthesalmon:

What if tolkien elves talked like chavs

Thingol: BUT WHAT DOES A CHEEKY KINSLAYING *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING

Finrod: mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll be wif your host having a look in aq and you might fancy a hike over the ‘Raxe but your lad feanor who’s an absolute ledge and the high king of banterbury will be like ‘brevs let’s have a cheeky kinslaying instead.” and you’ll think ‘Top. Let’s smash it.”

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